![]() ![]() Typically only used by men who have been in the game too long or were forced into an unwanted trilogy (or more) by the industry and their wad of cash. Or it could just be a joke on “ Saved by the Bell.”Įxcept Jesus, of course. This is an overused line you’ll hear in sitcoms, when either a dad is tired of his kid’s crap, or a husband is peeved that he married the equivalent of his mother-in-law. ![]() The setting of this quote is usually a failed swing set assembly or Christmas light hanging. Originally, the line was delivered by Brody in “Jaws,” who actually said, “ You’re gonna need a bigger boat.” In real life, nobody asks to take it outside.Ī classic case of an iconic quote that has been referenced or parodied too many times on film and TV. It’s usually followed swiftly by women using their brains instead of brawn and solving the problem.īecause getting your ass kicked in the street in front of tons more people is so much better than in the cushioned booth of a comfy bar stocked with ice. Hopefully you’ll be killed off next, but you’ll probably be the one we have to see the most of in the end…especially when it comes to “Star Wars.”Ī common manly line used to make women remember how weak and inferior they are when it comes to household repairs or fixing cars. Peeping Tom, it’s good to have a certain level of respect thrown your way.Įverybody has a bad feeling, and they’re also sick of you making clear observations seem like genius revelations. Must be one of those gypsy markets where anything goes. A recent example of this is from “ Breaking Bad.”Īnd yet, they rarely mention the price of the thing you’re going to pay for. It is typically delivered once an established good guy character goes through harsh changes and comes out evil on the other side. There are many variations of this heartbreaking line in the entertainment kingdom. “I feel like I don’t even know you anymore.” Even if you have done it a million times, you’ll f*ck it up horribly just by saying it. This line usually comes before car crashes and explosions. “Don’t worry, I’ve done this a million times.” Usually prefaced by a fast car or shiny gadget, sometimes a sexy decoy with big cans. Yes, thank you to the girl who got this line in the film because she has nothing else of value to say.Ĭlassic badass line to take the focus off how badly you had your ass kicked. The creepy neighbor peeping through your daughter’s window after you specifically asked him not to? The local kids keep leaving flaming bags of shit on your doorstep? Your best friend caught sleeping with your wife? You pick the situation. Couldn’t you just threaten to shave their pets, making them completely unwalkable in public? That should suffice. But can’t we come up with a better way of saying it? Here’s a suggestion: “Take your family to dinner but sit next to the uncle who you may have to stop from making a racist joke.”Īh yes, the most pointlessly cliché line in history. Yes, we agree that in dire circumstances, this is the best course of action. “Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.” ![]()
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